Me: //left phone charging on other side of bathroom// Mmm...

Phone: //sitting there//

Me: //peeks from behind shower curtain at phone// Mmm...

Phone: //nothing new//

Me: //slowly disappears behind curtain just to reappear quickly// mmm!

Phone: ...

Me: //narrows eyes, does the "I'm watching you" thing, goes behind curtain, slightly peeking out//

Phone: //buzzes//

Me: NGAHHHH //slips out of tub and dies//