Spanish

Me to my mom: Is abuelita  upstairs?

Mom: Who?

Me: Grandma.

Mom: Oh, she's in the kitchen. Also, I don't understand you at all.

Later

Me: Hey, sis. I just realized something. Mi familia is weird.

Sis: I don't understand.

Me: oh come on, it's easy. Familia = family. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Sis: Oh okay. Yeah you're right. We are weird.

Japanese

Rando person: Oh your art is very pretty.

Me: Really? Arigato! You're not bad yourself.

Rando person: What does arigaytao means?

Me: ಠ_ಠ

Later with my sister.

Sis: Plz put down the knife. You don't have to do this

Me: Omae wa mou shindeiru.

Sis: Uh, what?

Me: -_-. I'm sorry. *Jab my sis with a knife.

Sis: Ugh. Ow!!

Me, woke up: Well that was oroka.

Malay

Me: Selamat pagi.

Sis: Oh, selamat pagi.

Later

Me: Nah ambik helmet ni.

Dad: Dah bawak duit dah?

Me: Dah. Bye. See ya later

Dad: see ya.

Sibling signal

Me: ಠ_ಠ

Bro:ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ.

Sis: 🤨

Me: ಠ益ಠ. 👊🤕.

Bro:•́  ‿ ,•̀

Later

Me: (UωU)

Sis: ಠωಠ.👊😴

Me: ＼(°o°)／. ರ╭╮ರ. 👊👊👊👊👊👧

Sis: ಥ╭╮ಥ

(And that's my daily life. So hope you know that I'm studying to become a linguist. So to those who knows other language, plz teach me (つ✧ω✧)つ)