The most aesthetic thing in the universe (trust), the best thing to have (trust), all you guys wish you had it (trust).

Lemme turn into a salesperson.

FOR ONLY $100000000000 IN MEDICAL BILLS, YOU CAN FIGURE OUT YOU HAVE......................

ACID REFLUX!!!!111!!!!!11!1!!!!

THE PACKAGE INCLUDES

-BEING CALLED DISGUSTING BY MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU BURP A LOT

-CONSTANTLY THROWING UP (AND THE THROW UP DOESN'T EVEN CARE IF YOU ARE IN PUBLIC)

-YOUR HICCUPS ARE OBNOXIOUS AND THEY HURT YOUR CHEST

-AND IF YOU ARE A LUCKY WINNER, YOU COULD GET IBS (Irritable bowel syndrome) WHERE YOUR STOMACH AND BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE IRRITATED!

...yayyyyyyy!!!!

(semi-rant lol)