Here's one! I hate you:

I feel attacked, tbh XD

WHERE IS THE ESSAY????!!!!!

Virgil, no

Excuse me, what?

Deceit, no, you're gonna get caught

DECEPTION SANDERS, NO

I accept this as canon now

Chaotic good, indeed

This is the relationship I want to have

How about both?

Roman, sweetie, I love you but, I'm calling 911

Pikachu...put the gauntlet down...carefully

This is advanced