me: today i shall be doing the sacrifice of the pig!

chara: why?

me: i want bacon, now begone child

chara: ...bye *poof she's gone!*

me: i shall grab the materials!

(later...)

me: *draws the Satanic circle and places the animals on the star* oki, we have the pig in the middle we must begin the summoning of bacon!

(after, like 5 attempts later...)

me: yes! finally it worked, i can get my bacon!

Satan: whadda ya want, mortal?

me: 1. i'm not a mortal, 2. I WANT DA BACON!

Satan: ugh, fine. here's your stupid bacon *snaps fingers*

(poof bacon!)

me: yay! bacon!