So.... I should probably be writing my current events paper but... I really have no motivation.

I have no motivation left... at all.

Anywho... Wolf did a smart kid thing. I skipped school for an entire day to try and kick ass. Nine of us were assembled to go to this musty old church and do smart things in a competition against every school in our county.

We're a small county...

We took quizzes throughout the day, did activities and had to do an art project on how we're all interconnected.

The subject is a surprise, and we had to know about geography, currency and all of that kind of shit.

Two of us took a quiz at a time, and one I took was on currency. Half of the ones listed were used in African countries...

Yes, because we're supposed to know that.

They also expected us to know Italian... and food along with where things grow... and Italian land marks... and capital cities and flags...

The art stuff was fun. I did most of the drawing and we made of poster that was a map, and accidentally  cut off half of Asia, Canada and the entirety of Alaska. Then some of the boys made flags.

Our team was set up in this Sunday school room. On the stairwell up there was this sign that said "Our God is an Awesome God"... oh the cringe.

Outside the room was a bulletin that said "Jesus loves you SNOW much".

Christ..,

The room we had was awesome. There were these spare tables the boys set up and organized our art supplies on. Then one boy found a radio, and we listened to 80's music the entire time.

TTTTTTAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE OOOOONNNNNNN MMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!

Ummmmm....

When I came up from the flag quiz, the kids had taken the cross in the room and hung it upside down. Then at least twice some kids picked it up and pointed it at us, while failing to say the "Power of Christ compels you!"

Our English teacher bought us Pizza, which was pretty cool, and I picked at my lunch throughout the day... which we can't do in school because of but allergies.

It was rather fun, we most likely got second place. I socialized for once, and debated murdering this one girl. She's on my team and is so sweet, but she can't fucking figure out that when I want to read you leave me the fuck alone. I also don't care about your anime!

And yes, I broke one of the Ten Commandments quite often while I was there... after all shit and Jesus Christ are my go to swears.

I also went to a collage fair today. That was fun. The one school I really liked wasn't a state school... so I was told no by my mother.

Let's play a game. Guess what Wolf wants to major in then shake your head in disappointment!

On a side note, the middle schoolers haven't figured out how to properly complain about a director behind their back.

We just had to listen to her give them a talking to while we dug around for a nonexistent costume.

Dear Director,

Calm the fuck down. We don't always have all of our crew, and on those days things will be slow and can't be done to your vision of perfection.

I almost lost my shit with her yesterday. Nothing makes sense.

She fucked up our lights! I'm a crew kid so I know which breakers to turn on. And I'm also a Music Theory kid, so I got an unnecessary reminder on which breakers to turn on when our teacher was teaching our five person class how to work the lights and sound.

She has been told which breakers to not touch... And she turned them off... shutting off power to the computer that runs everything, causing the entire system to be improperly turned off. Now because everything is turned off wrong it creates problems.

We were only blamed by her once, and my band teacher asked me about it.

At least she doesn't know how to turn the auditorium microphone on and off so the kids can hear their cues in the band room. I know how to along with my band teacher... because he's the one who taught me. It's a good thing she doesn't know... because she'd find a way to mess it up!

I'm done venting...

Here's my cat. He's a cunt. He rolls on my face, walks all over and paws at me at 4:30 in the morning because he wants to be fed.