Wolf had her first proper study session in a library. Books and flash cards, the works.

But I'm part of this thing called envirothon, we study the following:

Ducks
Traps
Trees
Forestry tools
Water
Soil
Fish

Then we compete in our county, and if we win, state.

So I'm sitting her making Flashcards, and let it be known I use humor to help me learn.

When you have me make flashcards you get shit like this.

I refer to my Common Eder as a cucumber duck due to the coloration on the drakes head, and the Northern Shoveler as Long Beak Derpy Face McGee.

So as the three of us (out of the six on our team) are sitting study (Jade, a girl I've mentioned before. Lucy, a nice girl, and me), we're talking about the other team from our school.

We have an A team and a B team. Boys vs. Girls. Lucy was talking about how she hopes we win because she's tired of losing to the boys, and everyone on that team is a fool. Which is pretty much true, and we were talking about how our sub, a boy who knows a lot about fish is pretty good.

Me: Okay (name) goes mysteriously missing.

Jade: Why (name)?

Me: Okay (girl I don't like) goes mysteriously missing.

Jade: Why (girl I don't like)?

Me: Who else do we have?

Lucy: Us three and our sub.

Me: Fine. (Pauses) Jade goes mysteriously missing.

Jade: Yeah, I would.

Me: Yes, you'd be missing because you were chasing after a butterfly.

(Insert chuckling of agreement and amusement)

However my plan for people going mysteriously missing carried over to the men-folk.

Lucy was talking about how she wanted to win, Jade was packing up:

Me: Okay, what if the best person on their team goes missing? Sorry, I just need someone to go mysteriously missing to make my life interesting.

Lucy: (chuckles) They don't really have a best. They're all fools. I'm just tired of losing when I'm always the one who's so dedicated to learning.

Me: Yeah.... wait? What if their top two go missing.

(That means they'd have no sub, no we're walking out of the library)

Lucy: What if their entire team goes missing and after the awards ceremony we find them duck tapped in a closet.

I personally found all this funny, 'cus I've know these people longer....

But that was fun. We were the only high schoolers in there, the rest were middle schoolers with detention... one of which was yelled at twice.

Also I got my Escher Gang for Necromunda last week... now I gotta learn how to paint minis from me Pa.

Grammar is dead...