At the beginning of the school year our Global Teacher has us make timelines with whatever we wanted on them, and I wrote that I ascended to Divinity.

So what would actually happen if that happened?

Before we get started, one should really know that I'm not a fan of organized religion. Don't even get me started. But I do know some stuff about the angel choirs and some stuff about how the Devil came to be. Hell, I even know about Mary Magdolen... however you spell her last name.

So if I were a god... I would not encourage organized worship of me, worship me in your own way, as long as you aren't going on rampages screaming my name. Then we're good.

I would make my cat immortal.

That's right... you head me. I would immortalize me cat.

I mean look at my adorable little ball of fur:

Gawwwww! Who's my little prince! SQUEEEE-

*ahem* You did not just see that.

Well he'd be able to talk, and he'd either have a voice like Morgan Freeman, or a slightly deeper voice than the guy who did Darth Vader's voice in the original trilogy. I have not decided.

Now I am impressed and slightly in awe that Christianity spent all this time developing the angle choirs and all of that. I for the longest time only thought there were archangels and angles.... oh and cherubs. I thought the seraphim were created in YA books... nope. They are actually the highest order.

Some of the stuff you see in Bayonetta wouldn't be that far off I guess.... but some of it is...

Anywho, my cat Teddy Bear would by my right had man.

So the first choir or as we all a choir... a Divine Domain of Sarcasm. This Divine Domain of Sarcasm would be called the Champion's. The Champion's would consist of:

Wolf (unfortunate god who doesn't want to be the center of a religion, yet creates all sorts of divine beings because she got really bored, then gets sad when she realized she wasted all her time.)

Teddy Bear (Prince of Cats, and ten times better than Tybalt. Acts more like a friend and comfort than an advisor, and it the patron of all cats and crazy cat ladies.)

Yep, my cat and I have our own Divine Domain of Sarcasm... ahhhh... sometimes it nice to feed your ego.....

Divine Domain of Sarcasm 2: Hero's

Generally the chosen of Wolf and Teddy, Heroes have the highest command of all the Divine Domains of Sarcasm, and because Wolf is too busy doing her own thing sometimes, Hero's must boss some people around.

Skit (A talking Scottish Terrier... who is actually Scottish, that drinks like he should be Irish. Skit bosses around anyone who deals with pathetic mortals and plays a mean hand of Uno. He however sucks at poker because he's too busy wagging his tail...)

Bassie (A talking Basset Hound Who pays fetch with the moon, and barks at the stars. She's in charge of bossing around people dealing with justice and order. She cannot resist singing show tunes)

Regis (A black and white cat who surprise, surprise... can talk. He oversees all magical matters and can cook like a cooking king. He once tried to have his recipes published as a Holy Word of Wolf. It did not go over well.)

Sir Pawington (A calico talking cat who oversees all natural laws. Sir Pawington is lactose intolerant and eats calamari for breakfast because he's a stuck up little crap.)

Blub (a psychic fish who oversees life and death. No one knows his personality because he never... ever talks)

Regis, Skit and Bassie are the most powerful in this Divine Domain of Sarcasm by a long shot.

Divine Domain of Sarcasm Three: Cool Squires

These are the people who do the work of Hero's and represent different things that fall within their domains.

Harold [not his real name, but is a kid who goes to my school] (Harold is the Cool Squire or Comedy, filled under Natural Order. I only chose him because I witnessed something beautiful today... and that was him chasing a kid backstage and behind the curtains with a huge (and very real) pipe wrench to the point where the kid screamed, exited the curtain and ran through our side of the back of the stage, then they ran passed us backstagers. The poor kid being chased darted out of the auditorium, after leaping off the stage, then Harold kinda hopped off Stage, and by then kid getting chased was out of the auditorium. So Harold got on his knees in the area in front of the stage and screamed "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" at the top of his lungs.)

Susan (named after a Maximus character, Susan is a sad public relations lady answering to Skit... Susan constantly threatens to have Skit skinned)

Dave (Triangle Ringer, the most pathetic person in existence and a random character who became a favorite in D&D, Dave works for Regis and represents the side of physics that scientists just pretend to understand so they sound smart.)

Lion (The Wattapadder who answers to Bassie, and for some reason represents a Just court system. People have no clue how it happened, but the theory is she gave Bassie and exceptionally good belly rub, and landed the job.)

Benny (The Wattpader who answers to Blub and has to fill out paper work about who dies and when they die. He claims he job is soul sucking.)

Camera (The Wattpader who also answers to Blub, and fills out paper work about who lives, when they're born, and who they're parents are. He and Benny get into crumbled paper fights regularly.)

Cheker (Answers to Sir Pawington and is in charge of overseeing how much rain areas get, droughts and all of that fun stuff. She finds it boring and wants to design constellations)

Erin: (Answers to Pawington and Skit, she creates constellations and paints nebulas in space. She doesn't do much more than that.)

Dark (Answers to Regis and is responsible for ghost sightings. Cheats in the weekly Uno game. He make hands out with Skit in his spare time.)

Kronis (Works with Bassie and creates natural disasters. He has a profound connection with Blub, and may be the only know person besides Wolf who understands the fish. Blub is actually kept in his room with a pretty snazzy fish bowl.)

Randomer: (Works in the justice department representing corruption. Yeah, he wants to rename it. He and Kronis have this on going bet about who Regis likes best. It's Erin by the way.)

So the first three Divine Domains are called the....

Ohhhh I don't care.... I was bored as decided to write some random crap....