....run children.......this is cringe....

You still here?

Okay, you've been warned.

"Why does Lord Voldemort have Twitter but not Facebook?"

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"Because he had followers, not friends."

O.O ^🔥 roasted 🔥^ O.O

"What do you call an alligator in a vest?"

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"An investigator"

"It's nap time and a child is refusing to go to sleep."

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"Does this mean they're resisting a rest?"

*im sorry for cringe but i warned you*

"A necktie and a hat are talking."

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"The hat said to the necktie 'You hang around. I'll go on ahead.' "

"Need an ark?"

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"Cuz I Noah guy."

"What do you call a Knight that's afraid to fight?"

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"Sir Render"

"Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?"

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"Ireland. Everyday, it's Dublin."

"What job did the frog have at the hotel?"

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"Bellhop"

"What do you call an everyday couch potato" <aka me>

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"A commentator"