Me: I'm forever alone. No one will ever love me.

My mum: You'll fine someone. The right boy will come around.

Me: TECHNICALLY IT COULD BE TRUE but maybe I'll find a girl?? I'M PAN MUM. (Of course this is what I said in my head)

What I actually said was: Yeah, I hope.

Nah m8 I don't hope. I don't care what gender I fall in love with :p