HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

This is the first part of randomness my name is Bob and I am a llama corn this is a new book which is an amalgamation of my weird odd and strange thoughts so whenever I'm bored I will just say my thoughts into my phone so that impugning funnier because most of the words I'm saying I'm going to come out wrong so yeah I don't know you know so I'm just going to go on a rant about chicken nuggets. Chicken nuggets are very fabulous they're very good for your bones and your health and you should eat chicken nuggets every day but not McNuggets from McDonald's because they are very bad for you and they will give you diabetes and they are made of free course sweet I actually don't know what they're made of but I know it's not chicken because that is not any type of chicken that I've ever tasted. The best kind of chicken nuggets are dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets they are very good for you they are the highest in nutrients and vitamins boss and they have high capacities of chicken and they are not fake like McNuggets from McDonald's and they are very very tasty and you can bite their heads off when you're angry at your mom. So I guess that ends at my rant. The next thing I will rent about is food in general food is very very tasty especially when your mom cooks it and your mom can actually cook if your dad can cook especially when you got cooks it and if neither of your parents can cook then went to dinner restaurant made my professional people who can actually cook school food however is very very fake and very very bad at least at my school that good cheese it gets stuck to your teeth even if you don't even have braces what to do have and they suck but that's another rent. Before I had braces the cheese in the go she just pick it was so freaked easting in Nathene and I didn't like it and I ate it anyways cause it was food and food is food and I don't really care how it tastes I do actually because if it is disgusting I'm not evening it could be filet mignon with a side of chicken nuggets and if the chicken nuggets are from the garbage and the filet mignon has been sitting on my kitchen counter for about two weeks I'm not even eating it I wouldn't even consider as food because food is very delicious and very fabulous and very tasty and old filet mignon and garbage chicken nuggets is not food it's not tasty and it's not fabulous and it's not delicious so it's not food to me. I'm now realizing that half of the things that I'm saying don't even make sense because Siri cannot hear so she's picking up everything that I'm saying wrong so a lot of the words that I want to say on the words that are being written and I'm to lazy to edit this and I want this to be as funny as possible even though many lame so yeah the tux. I think I'm going to end this here just because I ran out of things to talk about so this was food rent my next rent will be on whatever happens in my life so yeah I hope you enjoyed this weird amalgamation of words flying at your face at 1 million chicken nuggets per hour so yeah I hope you enjoy the rest of your day even though it's 9:52 at night or I am but yeah have a good life goodbye

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