Me: I feel like I'm being watched..

Hailey: That's because Mom hired a babysitter. 

Me: PSH I don't know why we would need one, I mean, we're both old enough and more than capable of watching Lucy and Toni

Hailey: Last time when you tried making lunch you burned the neighbors' house down. While cooking in our house. 

Me: What else was I supposed to do?! The macaroni was on fire and I panicked..