Air freshner piece of crap

Scared me so bad that time I swear my soul left my body

Like, I watched it float away with a sad look, reaching for it feebly. "No... don't go..."

And my soul is like: "Fuck this shit I'm out, stupid piece of crap."

And then I'm like: "I need you.. and to stop swearing.. and how the hell are you black... Not black black.. like... I'm-not-being-racist black.."