Me: //playing LOZ game, notices a bug with how Link is carrying a rock, making it look like it is slightly levitating// Link, wth

Emma: //smiles// You gonna post about that on Wattpad?

Me: //laughs and goes to edge of cliff and throws the rock down to a circle of rocks where a Korok is hiding, thinking to self that the rock better not fall off the actual cliff since the rock circle is on a ledge a little ways below// Naw, I only made a couple of posts

Emma: Oh okay //looks back at phone//

Me: //watches the rock hit another and bounce towards the edge// No! No no no- //watches it fall off towards the ground, like 300 feet below// .... //inhales sharply, closing eyes and laying head back on back of couch// .......... //exhales slowly// I'm going to post about THAT on Wattpad, though.. //already imagining "In the arms of the angel" playing//

Emma: What? //hadn't even seen since was on phone//

Me: ...You can read about it when I'm done with the post.

I can't get the rock back up here now.