Me: //comes upstairs//

Lucia: (little sis) //follows and went and sat on the couch, watching a video on her phone cause she doesn't like being downstairs alone//

Grandma: //saw// Wow, what's going on? //joking around//

Me: //straightforward// I have to poop. //makes eye contact with Gma before realizing what I said// Uh.. wow.. that was..

Grandma: Okay then

Me: //laughs a little awkwardly// Yeah.. Um.. I meant to say I have to go to the bathroom but.. yeah.

Grandma: Okay then!

Me: //retreats into the bathroom, confused on why the hell I would tell her straight out I have to poop//