I'm in a new acellus class about writing, essays, and interviews

With more bullcrap yet some interesting stuff

And I had a question like this:

"When writing a persuasive essay, the paper should begin first with a:

A. Thesis Statement

B. Introduction Paragraph (or something along those lines)

C. A title

I immediately chose B, since that made the most sense and I saw it first.

But noooooo

The right answer was C.

Am I detecting hints of sarcasm?

Bullshitery?

A gay-ass faggot?

I mean, my new teacher looks a lot like my uncle

My gay uncle

Soooo

Gay fits well in my book

Do you think so too, Auntie Carlos?

(Carlos is with my Uncle Jared, I think they got married but I'm not sure, but if they did Imma turn them both into lesbians and make the re-marry. If you catch my drift.)