Step-Mom: Isn't this exciting, Selena!!

Me: YES!!

Step-Mom: LA, fancy buildings, extremely exaggerated cost for small things like a Coke! People who drive you to places so you don't have to!!

Me: OH MAH GAD LAURE LOOK!!

Step-Mom: Is it a celebrity?! //turns to me//

Me: //hugging a palm tree// THERE'S A PALM TREE!!!

Step-Mom: Wha

Me: IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL //hugs trunk tighter and kisses bark, laughing and crying//

Step-Mom: //face palm// At least you appreciate the small things..