I listened
To my friend practically crap liquid
Then watched her puke
And be perfectly fine afterwards
Also, told my grandma
Me: //texting// Yeah, I'll be home a bit later, Dez has the Hershey squirts
Grandma: Oh nice
Me: It sounds like the noise a ketchup bottle makes when it's almost gone, but into a megaphone
Grandma: Wow
Me: I bet it looks like straight coffee (no creamer)
Grandma: Stop.
Me: Willy Wonka has a bone to pick with her
Grandma: Selena, stop
Me: Sorry, I'm doing it for shits and giggles. Well, at least the giggles.
Grandma: Goodbye
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