Smelt, as I've been told, are tiny fish you catch in a net that two people drag though the ice cold water of Lake Superior!

Like me and my uncle!

Then grandpa and I!

Then I had an asthma attack!!

Woohoo!

Outdoor activiti-

I swear to god if I have a tick..

That creepy crawling feeling of your skin

Ugh

But anyways!

Yeah!

We got nothing!!

If only you could hear my weeze of a pained laugh.

We got a few "suckers" or something, a fish we apparently didn't want

But we did get a big one, and I was glowing with pride before it was diminished by grandpa popping his fist into the back of its head to kill it, which quickly replaced my shock with "I WANNA DO THAT WITH THE NEXT ONE!!" to which I followed with: "HEY, THERE'S A ROCK! I'LL PUNCH THAT!"

Yeah, I made a lot of jokes tonight.

No one got them..

But me..

Which left me chuckling to myself and acting like I said nothing when someone asked what I said.

Oh, another thing, since I'm probably loopy on not taking my medication and barely capable of breathing:

I had to wear these weird pants things, like legit two seperate pant legs that only went up to about my crouch on either leg

Which was kinda funny when I went too far into the water and felt cold water seep in

And then I changed into a full suit thing where there was the boots on the bottom still and what not but it covered up to my chest

With a catch (of not fish)

There was a leak in the left boot

So

While I was out there

I commented to my uncle soon enough

"Oop! That's refreshing to my socks!" Or along the lines of that

And when I went back out with my grandpa

I started talking about the suitable habitat for the fish we didn't catch in the now up-to-my-knee-inside-my-pants water

But yeah

That's the jist of it

Other than driving to and from that spot

Because Gma and Gpa had some drinks before

On the way

And on the way bac

Not enough where they passed out or anything

Just enough for Gpa to be in a good mood and Gma to be paranoid about a cop seeing her beer

I don't even know

But

Yeah

So

Uh

Goodnight