I feel like Pewdiepie

Me: //clicks out of browser and grabs stuff after pushing in chair (yes, I push in the chair), says in breathy whisper// I will be back.. ahh.. //closes eyes and reaches for computer monitor, moving head a little, looks at it// I love you.. goodbye.. //backwards shuffle away while looking at computer with that high longing face// aaaaahhhh

Mrs. Olson: ... -_- //has seen my do this every day through freshman, junior, and so far senior year//