Sunbeam, we have just reached 700 followers. Repeat, we have just reached 700 followers.

Me: *stands there*

Sunbeam? Are you OK? Do we need to contact the emergency health department?

Me: *stands there*

Alright then, so be it. *picks up phone, but a talon stops him*

Me: No. I AM IN SHOCK.

I AM NOT DEAD.

OR AM I?!

IS THIS WHAT DEATH FEELS LIKE?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS FEELING OF INDESCRIBABLE JOY

HELP.

Alright, I think I'm ok now. THANK YOU EVERYONE! Special thanks to TehyaJennings for being the 700th follower!

THIS IS UNCOMPREHENDING. I CANNOT THINK STRAIGHT. THIS MEANS 300 FOLLOWERS TILL 1K!!!!

IT'S UNREAL.

I CANNOT DESCRIBE THIS FEELING.

HALP.