One late night in the live and crazy city of Detriot, cars were honking on the streets, and lines of people waiting to enter the club on a Friday night to let loose and paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty! The clubs that stretched across the East and the West-side made BANK from entrance and drinks, the economy boomed for both sides, almost everyone in the world in Detriot was having a wonderful Friday night! Keyword. Almost. To no one's surprise, there were a few oddballs in the club that just made experiences around them pretty awkward to have any fun with. A teenager, a cereal-obsessed rabbit, and a Mexican Grandmother were the only one's weren't having the greatest time in the club...

"Tina, you FAT-LARD! Come and get some dinner!"

"Excuse ME! My name is Tiffany!"

***

"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

"YOU-SHARE!"

*Beats up kids in a booth*

***

*Modern hits playing*

"NO MUSIC!!!!"

"Ma'am, are you gonna choose a song or not?"

*Hits DJ with chancla*

***

See? Not everyone has that Friday night excitement that's in the air in the night sky. They might be people who just didn't have the best day leading to the night, or maybe, just maybe! Somebody else could've been the reason why they were so down on the best day of the week! The mischievous microscopic organism Plankton miserably grumbles to himself as he opened the door to the bar. The chinging sound of the door's bell rung above him, which he completely ignores its tune and still stuck in his mood.

"Curse that sponge and that fat ass pink starfish! Nine million times I was so close to getting that secret formula, only to disappear right before my eyes!!! Or-eye!"

Plankton cursed as he clenched his teeth, taking a seat on the bar table, the bartender offered plankton a shot glass to him as a sit on, which he took before his order was taken.

"Hey, Plankton. Welcome back. Did the misses drive you out of the house again?"

Plankton shook his head, at least acknowledging the bartender in front of him, so he responds.

"No. Another plan to steal that formula failed, I swear! I ALMOST HAD IT! If it wasn't for Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity getting in the way of my plan!!"

A long upset groan from plankton overtook as he slammed his foot on the bar table out of rage, but since he was tiny, there wasn't any damage done, so the bartender took his order. The ringing of the bell welcomes a new face, one that plankton hasn't seen ends up sitting right next to him.

"God! Unbelievable!"

A slam of a fist forced Plankton to jump, an ounce of his drink spilled, which really did get on his marked nerves.

"Hey, Bozo! Watch where you're throwing hands! I'm trying to sulk in peace!"

The man with a brown crazy mustache didn't take Plankton's warning very seriously. He ends up snarling at him and looks down to the drink fixed by the bartender.

"Can it, little shit. I don't have the time to talk to the likes of you. Like I'm going to argue with an organism, I have more dignity than that at least."

Saying that really did put Plankton on edge, so far that his anger spiked after he jumped onto his own drink and gulped the glass empty. He climbed out with a fresh attitude a drink in to rip into this man.

"Shut your mouth, pubic-stache! I came here to drink because my day has been ruined!"

Before Plankton can finish this guy, he cuts him in the most perfect position which made him choke right in the spot.

"MY day has been ruined too! My grand plan to rule the world has been stomped by that stupid hedgehog again and AGAIN!"

Plankton's tenses eased off a bit, hearing the parts where his plans have failed, the exact same reason why he came to the bar in the first place. It was exactly what he was going to, he looks up to this man, a look that also calmed the man down.

"Wait. You're here because your plan has failed?"

The man wouldn't show his face, he just nodded his bald head as he sipped his beer mug.

"Yes. The name is Dr. Eggman. I am a scientist, a genius, a glorious man of culture, and a lady's man at that. I am a brilliant man with a very big goal. I want to rule the world and build my own empire! But there is one major obstacle that I can never get around... a blue, furry, annoying, sharp-tongue, and chili-dog smelling obstacle... I've been at it with Sonic the Hedgehog for almost 20 years and he's crushed me every time!"

Finally getting what was troubling this man off of his chest, he lightly sobs in his own seat, Plankton sympathetically pats him on the back. If there was anyone who can relate exactly to what Eggman goes through, it was him.

"You too, huh? Hey, Eggman, Eggman. I can relate. I've been at the rope around my neck at some point because I had dreams for myself. For 20 years, exactly 20! I tried to snatch the secret recipe of a restaurant belonging to that bastard Mr. Krabs, but I failed every single time! I went to college! He's just a fatass! My latest plan had him on the ropes! Clapping his stupid ass-cheeks! And then Spongebob and Patrick just had to intervene and smashed my latest invention to rubble!"

Plankton slumped on the table of the bar, which Dr. Eggman looks down and returns the back pats.

"No way! I went to college too! You aren't lying when you said you were an inventor yourself! I thought I was the only one in town! And-and I think your motivations are valid! Mr. Krabs was always a greedy fuck, and you just want to make burgers! Tasty burgers at that!"

Plankton hopped back in the air in great energy hearing that there was someone out there who thought his "Shitty behavior" had to reason behind him.

"I know, right?? But noooooooooooo! That would be stealing! Stealing my microscopic ass!"

Plankton and Dr. Eggman had a great time agreeing that their motives and dreams were all justified and how everyone else who disagreed or tried to stop him could eat shit and die and then having a good laugh over it. It was just about the most fun that either scientist had in a long-long time. The ringing bell attached to the front door rattled, this time several people came through the door ready to have a party from the comments they were making. At first, Plankton was having way too much fun to know who it was, but the voices were a painful reminder of what happened that day.

"Yeeeeeeeeah! I am so ready to party! Spongebob is finally in the house! Are you ready to party, Patrick?!"

"You know I'm ready to drink and party, pal! Your pink is looking a little faded! Are you ready to party, Madoka??"

"O-oh! Yes! Please bring on Friday! But I cannot do it alone-Sakaya? Are you ready to party with me?"

"C'mon Madoka, no need to hold back on a Friday! Let loose before morning light! Sonic, don't leave me hanging! Are YOU ready to party??"

"I've been the first one ready to let loose into Super Sonic without the Chaos Emeralds! Sonic the Hedgehog, reporting to party! Joker, bud! You ready to party??"

"... Yes. I am ready to party."

This group laughed and giggled as they sat right next to Plankton, seeing the same two figures he was just ranting to Dr. Eggman just but him right back to square one.

"Oh, god! Oh, Neptune! Not you two!! Of course! The one night I'm having the night of my life, the exact same source of my hatred haunts me! Get lost you pricks!!"

Spongebob: "Hiiii, Plankton! Isn't today just a wonderful day to party with your friends? You seem like you started way before we did! I bet me and my own friends can show you a better time than you two! First rounds all on me!"

The yellow sponge flexed his non-existent muscles as the other five cheered him on like some friendly competition, but Plankton wasn't amused, in fact, he was the opposite.

Plankton: "No, no, no, no! NO! Not today! You will NOT ruin my day with my new evil friend, Dr. Eggman-"

Sonic: "Hold up!" Dr. Egghead? What's egg-breath doing here? Are you guys like on a date or something?"

Dr. Eggman: "It's Dr. EggMAN! You blue-rodent!"

Joker, Madoka, Sayaka ended up watching the entire scene go down where Sonic and the scientist throwing insults at each other. After another minute, Eggman didn't want to keep it up any longer, so he stood up.

Dr. Eggman: "Alright, stop! Stop! Stop! I had it!"

Sonic: "Be careful, guys! Eggman might do something sneaky like he usually does!"

Madoka: "O-oh, my goodness! Sonic, you don't think he's just here to relax like we are?"

Sonic: "No way! He says that, but he never keeps his word!"

Sayaka: "Don't worry, Madoka. If he does pull anything slimy, he's going to regret-"

Dr. Eggman: Noooo... You're gonna regret EVER getting in my way you thieving hedgehog!"

That's when the man pulls out a laser gun at Sonic, as he cracks a bottle of beer he was gulping and pointed it at him.

Sonic: "Did you forgot just who I am? For a "world-renowned" Scientist known for his smarts, you forget how fast I am. So if I were you I would-"

Plankton: "Freeze, sea-monkey!"

The small microorganism pulls out a 9mm gun, despite his size, a gun immediately aimed at him.

Plankton: "Wh-what the-?!"

Joker: Put the guns down guys. And correction, Dr. Eggman, if anyone is thieving, it's me."

Dr. Eggman: "And-W-why's that?"

Joker: Because I'm the one who steals the show here. You can't deny that."

Sonic: Duuuuuude! That was pretty cool! I can't lie!"

Sayaka: I was just about to say the exact same thing! That's our boy! Right there!"

The blue girl high fives Joker as she pointed her sword at Dr. Eggman, a shame he only had one laser gun on him. But no one backing down, everyone pointing weapons at each other like there's going to be an all-out war.

Dr. Eggman: Back off, Rem! This doesn't concern you, or any of your pestering friends! All I want is to put a burning bullet through that hedgehog's skull!"

Madoka: "... Take that back. Now."

Drawing out her bow, she pulled the string which created an arrow entirely made of energy. Spongebob pulled out his trusty spatula, which he always hid on him incase a thug tried to stab him or anything. Patrick pulls out an old Krabby patty and aims it right at Joker's head.

Madoka: Please take that back, or else you'll be the one to regret ever making an insult towards my closet friend... Sayaka..."

Sayaka: "I-It's okay, Madoka-... I'm okay, his lame insult didn't even phase me!"

Spongebob: "Nice try, Plankton. You're outnumbered six to two, would you like to take your L for here or ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... to go?"

Sonic: Spongebob... That wasn't clever."

Joker: "... ... ... Patrick, why are you holding a Krabby Patty in my face?"

Patrick: "Wait-sorry, I forgot who's the bad guy for a second. Heheh, your talk about stealing threw me off for a loop. Heheh-"

The air was super tense, everyone already in the bar took cover just in case things really did get nasty. That's until the bartender forced everyone to put their guns down.

"Stop! Stop! Stop! Everyone put the guns down or I'm closing my bar early tonight!"

Serious as death, everyone put their weapons away and sat back down, everyone giving the opposite sides of that kerfuffle a glare so tense, you could even feel it. That's when the bartender spoke up again.

"Now look. I dunno what's gotten into you all, but I don't wanna get in between your feud. I really just don't want the conflict to include guns. I got no insurance to cover my drink collection. Why don't we settle this with something... Less violent?"

Plankton thought that was the dumbest idea anyone could suggest, but Dr. Eggman didn't think it was the worst, it all depends on how they could solve it.

Dr. Eggman: As childish as it could sound, I don't want to walk out of a bar on my day off without being thrown out a window, not a second time."

Madoka: "I-I agree with Mr. Bartender... Anything that doesn't involve any harm to anyone, even the small man and the tall one, I'm okay on trying out."

Sayaka: Heh, there's no one purer of heart as you Madoka. I'm all for it too."

Spongebob: Count me in!

Joker: Yeah, I think I can use a break myself.."

Sonic: Me too, but if you step out of line Eggman, I won't hold back any punches-"

Dr. Eggman: Cut that out. I'm too weary to even scowl back, which also means I'm too tired for a plot this second. Now how could we settle our conflict?"

Everyone thought down to consider what they could do that was fair for everyone and wasn't life-threatening. A small gaze towards a karaoke machine installed at the corner of the bar gave the owner an idea.

"How bout a sing and dance competition?"

Now that specific answer swapped both previous answers of Plankton and Dr. Eggman. Although the solution caused some looking around between the six friends.

Dr. Eggman: "A singing competition? And Dancing?? What kind of solution is that for-"

Plankton: "You know, that's not a bad idea..."

Dr. Eggman thrust his head downward to Plankton prepared to give him the reason why a singing and dancing competition was a moronic idea, but Spongebob was totally down for the singing and dancing competition.

Spongebob: "That's a great idea! I am a true master when it comes to both classes! You don't stand against the likes of me and my friends!"

Plankton: "Oh yeah? Then I challenge you AND your pathetic friends! Music competition, here, tomorrow at dusk, I get the Krabby Patty Secret Formula if I win!"

At first, Spongebob was hesitant to take him up on his offer, the horrible thought if he was to gamble something as valuable as that formula, Mr. Krabs would go out of business at the Krusty Krab and end up being fired, but Sonic ends up accepting the offer.

"Deal! But if we win, you have to be our servants for our victory party!"

Sonic and Plankton ended up shaking hands to show that the competition was set and final. Spongebob still wasn't entirely on board about the competition with the formula on the line, but his friends manage to ease him off of the possibility of losing.

Joker: "Don't worry Spongebob. The Secret Formula isn't going anywhere with my moves. Those two don't stand a chance."

Sayaka: "Exactly! If they're our competition, we'll win no doubt!"

Dr. Eggman slowly laughed into a twisted tone like a real villain, which everyone else ended up looking at each other in confusion. What was he plotting?

Dr. Eggman: Oh! You didn't think it was just me and Plankton. Did you?"

Patrick: For a second I did... And... I also thought the East-side really was just the fancier West-side instead of city map location..."

Dr. Eggman: Well... No. Two separate locations. But that's not important! The point is, that I'm not alone here!"

Sonic: What are you talking about Eggman? Are you joined by your robots Orbot and Cubot or something?"

The doctor shook his head, which did get Sonic's attention since Dr. Eggman heavily relied on his mechs to do his dirty work, but he was a step further here... Plankton looked up to the doctor, unaware that Dr. Eggman had backup. That's when he pulled a strange device out of his coat pocket, a big button right in the center, his thumb sitting on it before pressing it. 

"No robots, Sonic. Just some new pals of my own that I have acquired! Prepare as I bring them right in your very eyes! We'll just see how the power hoohaa of friendship works for me!" 

The doctor laughed as he pressed the button on his controlling device, bringing forth four individual characters right into the bar. A red and black hedgehog playing cards with green sea cucumber, a sparkling young man with a dripping fork, and a young red-headed girl who was eating a bag of gummy bears. 

???: "Draw four, Ke-huh?" 

???: "What the-?! Why are we suddenly in some tacky bar? Did you use your Choas Control again?? Honestly! If you're going to do cool things like that, the least you can do is teach me how you can do that!" 

???: "Oh dear me, it looks like my stack of pancakes will have to wait just a little longer. My services are clearly needed."  

???: "Hmph, whaddya know? I can't even sit down and finish my candy without something insane going on in this city. What just happened-?" 

These four characters checked their surroundings just before staring right directly at the very man who summoned them and the six friends who just trapped in utter shock. 

Sonic: "What? Shadow?? You're working with Dr. Eggman??"

Joker: "... ...  Oh god... Not him... Anyone but him... Why?" 

Spongebob: "Heyyy! Its Kevin! Former president of the Jelly Spotters!" 

Sayaka: "You! You're-You're that same girl from the alleyway when Madoka and I tried to stop those familiars!" 

Madoka: "Does... Does that mean... she's partners with those two...?"  

Patrick: "Can I get a refill on my drink, please? Extra gin!" 

There couldn't be any more perfect chemistry between both groups that stood in front of each other, the characters that Dr. Eggman had summoned had some kind of history with each other, so even he knew that things were about to get good.

Plankton: "Holy cow! You weren't lying when you said you had some pals on our side! This is all too perfect!"

Dr. Eggman: "Indeed! Shadow, Kevin, Akechi, Kyoko! I bring you in my presence because I have an urgent request for assistance I require of you!" 

Shadow: I wish you put a warning through the devices you gave us, Eggman. Beaming us here without a sign is an inconvenience to us. But, if you need a hand to take Sonic down, I'll comply." 

Kevin: "You want us to bash that no-good stealing sponge's brains to the ground, Dr. Eggman? Hand me a weapon and I'll gladly take him out for stealing the one thing that made me feel like I had a big dick over the losers that I governed!" 

Akechi: "Certainly, Dr. Robotnik. I didn't expect your request so soon. But... Anything to take down that bastard, Katsumi, I'm aaaaaaaaall for it!"

Kyoko: "So this is the roadkill you mentioned to me, doc? Putting him to the side, I'm actually glad the ugly-blue one, in particular, is part of his little playdate. I have a score to settle with her! This time, no one will get in my way!" 

Sakaya: "You're really pissing me off! Will you ever cut it out with your crappy insults-?!" 

Madoka: "Wait! Wait! Sayaka! E-Everyone! Calm down!" 

Tensions were rising as both sides were ready to go all out by throwing hands and making a huge mess inside the bar with an all-out brawl, but that's when the bartender whistled through his fingers to get everyone's attention. 

"Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! We have already agreed that there is no pointless bloodshed to be taken place in my workplace! The reason why the doctor guy has brought you here is that he needs a team to compete in a dance-off with Sonic and his friends. 

The four looked at the bartender for a good minute, then darted their attention right to Plankton and Dr. Eggman. 

Shadow: "You seriously summoned us to sing and to dance with you, Eggman? I didn't think your dignity could be any more pathetic, but here we are now."

Kevin: "A dance-off?... On one condition, I get to perform my very first rap song on stage, dazzling the fans with a super totally original song!"

Akechi: "Don't worry, Shadow. You don't have to compete if you do not wish to. Please count me in, Dr. Robotnik. I've... I've been waiting TOO LONG for an opportunity to finally watch Katsumi squirm beneath my feet, whether it's death or from amazement, I WILL get my desired revenge!! Hehehehehe...." 

Sonic: " ... Seriously, what is up with this guy, Joker?"

Joker: "... You have no idea, Sonic. Not a clue." 

Shadow: "No, I'll comply. If Sonic is serious about this, I won't back down, even if it's something as childish and demeaning as this. I'll be keeping an eye on you, doctor. If this is all some elaborate plan to conquer the world, I will stop you." 

Kyoko: "Singing, dancing? This is totally left-field of what I was expecting. I don't really want to join this thing if I'm being honest, but I also don't want to be the only one who walks away when everyone's coming together. I'm in." 

Dr. Eggman slowly brought his evil laugh up in the air, pointing a confident finger right at Sonic. 

"See? I told you we aren't by ourselves in this contest! We're going to show you a performance so revolutionary, it will make you and your pesky friends leave town for good!" 

Although everyone had their own reason for joining, the side of the villains were all pumped up, eager to show the six friends a thing or two, but no one on the other side was backing down. 

"The only thing that'll leave town is you! We'll show YOU a thing or two of what we're capable of, together!" 

Everyone all stood up and headed towards the exit since they have to come up with a gameplan and a lot of rehearsal in less than 24 hours. When the bar emptied out, the Bartender wiped down the counters while thinking about the upcoming battle between the good and the bad guys as a whole. He just locked the doors as he gets a MAJOR idea in his head. He can make some sweet money if he spread the news as fast as he could. 

"I'm gonna be rich by the time this whole thing is over~ Heheheh-But... I can't have an entire concert held in my bar, no one is gonna wanna watch the thing inside... I need to call up my buddies and print out LOTS of flyers, and FAST!" 

***

The next evening, both groups arrived at the same bar only moments ago. There they stand, a western-stare down between enemies and rivals alike, fire burning to be crowned the winner. 

Dr. Eggman: "So... You arrived after all. And here I thought you weren't going to actually put yourself in dancing shoes for us, I thought you just trying to talk tough for the sake of your friends." 

Sonic: "I never back down from a challenge, Eggman. As a matter of fact, I had the same thought that none of you would show up for a dance competition." 

Shadow: "Bold of you to assume, Sonic. I was thinking this was all just a stupid waste of time for me, but seeing what everyone here can do on the dancefloor, this might just be stupid. Not a waste of time though." 

Kevin: "Shadow the EDGEhog, is right! We practiced our butts off without being stung, and I can't wait to wipe the floors with you all until my supreme presence! Especially YOU, Spongebob! You'll pay for the separation of my club! Now I'm back home knitting fluffy sweaters for my cat! You're going down! All of you!" 

Spongebob: "You knitted sweaters for your cat? That's really kind of you to do!"

Kevin: "GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRR!"

Akechi: "Easy there, Kevin. The competition hasn't even started yet. But... I can't blame you for your pre-spirit... It hasn't even started yet and... Even I'm getting chills..." 

Joker: "If so, I think you should just see a doctor, not Eggman, but far from here." 

Akechi: "NO! You wish, wouldn't you??" 

Joker: "Yeah." 

Kyoko: "Even the two of you showed up, color me impressed. But it still doesn't change the fact that you'll end up embarrassing yourselves after what we show you just how talented we are. Especially you, Sayaka, was it?" 

Sayaka: "A-are you trying to upset me, asshole?" 

Madoka: That won't be a possibility. We-we rehearsed so hard for this, we won't be embarrassed as long as everyone stands together." 

Patrick: "Yeah! Pink Madoka is right! We're gonna bring storming hell up on the roof of this bitch!!" 

Plankton: "... Patrick, you're retarded, we know. Let's go in and-" 

Trying to enter the bar, no one could slip inside because of the locked door and the sign attached that read: "Sorry, closed for a show." There was a slight confusion in the air if the bartender was actually out for a show, or if this could be some type of excuse if the bartender wanted to avoid the whole mess between both groups, but he arrives in the back of them before they headed out to somewhere so they could settle their conflict. 

"Sorry I'm late, I was... Busy handling something. If you all would come with me-" 

Holding out his hands in a gesture to follow, he leads both groups to the forward of the city, close to the center of the division of the East and West. Everyone thought the battle was simply taking place in the bar, but the bartender had a BIG plan with them. 

Spongebob: "Woah!... Guys! Is it just me or do I see flashing lights in the distance?" 

Patrick: "Nope. It's just you." 

Kyoko: "Hold it, Pinky. I see lights in the night sky too. Hey, what's the meaning of this?" 

Shadow: "Where are you exactly taking us?" 

Bartender: "Well... I know your performance was just way too valuable and important to pass up as a measly show with some big names across Detroit, so I thought I'd rally up some people willing to pay for a show~" 

Plankton: "Wait! You set us all up so YOU can make a buck out of this?! DRAT! Why didn't I think of that??" 

Bartender: Because I came up with the idea before you did. Follow me, we're here." 

Arriving at a concert stage in the middle of a four-way intersection closed off for the very reason, lots of cheering could be heard on the other side of the stage. The Bartender dips through the curtains that were set up along with the stage and welcomes all who have come to support the show!

"Welcome, everyone! Welcome! I'm so happy you all have made a special trip for a once in a lifetime opportunity to be dazzled by an amazing show! Are you ready for another exciting episode of Dancing with the Stars?? Nah, I'm only kidding. Top Vs. Bottom, everyone! Please welcome the highest of heroes! Spongebob, Patrick, Madoka, Sayaka, Katsumi, and Sonic!" 

The six friends walked out after being given a single to step into the bright lights that shined on the stage, roaring cheers came from some specific friends and family who came out of their way for support. 

Mr. Krabs: "HOOOOOOORAY! Knock them dead, Spongebob! You too, Patrick! Winning this thing will bring me a good reputation to the Krusty Krab! Don't lose or else it'll bad for business!" 

Squidward: " *sigh* Why am I here?"

Ryuji: "YEEEEEEEAH! That's my boy right there! Katsumi! Katsumi! Bust out your best moves for last!" 

Ann: "Ryuji, Morgana, and I are here for you! Show them you're the best dancer in history!" 

Morgana: "Katsumi! You're looking good up there!" 

Tails: "Sonic! Be careful out there! Eggman could pull anything out of nowhere anytime! I got your back, buddy!" 

Knuckles: Don't sweat it, Tails. As long as I'm here, I'll crack that egg wide open!" 

Kyosuke: Sayaka! I know you can't see me! But I wanna wish you luck!" 

Hitomi: Me too! Me too! Good luck to both to you, Sayaka and Madoka!" 

Gibby: YEEEEEAAAH! That's my son! Right there, baby!" 

Being on that stage actually was a really nice experience, everyone felt beloved to be recognized by loved one's and to be standing side by side with them too, even if the experience was cut a little bit short by the host. The bartender welcomes the bad guys on stage, getting a louder and wilder reaction since most of the fans included Dr. Eggman's own robots for support. 

Orbot: "Cubot! Look! Our Eggman is finally on stage! He's going to put on a magnificent show for his loyal robots!"

Cubot: "Yeah, he is! I can't wait to see what he has been practicing deep within his headquarters! Go, boss! Go!" 

Metal Sonic: "... ... ..."

Karen: "Huh... I have to say, for a human, that Dr. Robotnik looks more appealing than Plankton. I like his mustache if I'm being honest." 

 Rouge: "So he actually went through with this? I didn't think he was serious when he considered joining that group in their little contest. This will certainly be interesting to see. Right, Omega?" 

Omega: "AFFIRMATIVE." 

Nimi: *Holds phone out to record* "Maybe I should record their entire performance. Hopefully, I can dissect the secret to Akechi's and Katsumi's art of dance for myself..."

Mami: "Oh my. So many magical girls and all sorts of odd beings in one location, and we aren't even the presence of any witches of any odd occurrences. Detriot is is an odd world of its own... Don't you agree, Homura?" 

Homura: *Too busy focused on Madoka to look at Mami in the eyes*: Yes, even I admit." 

Just like a football game, the Bartender tossed a coin in the air as it lands in the palm of his hand. The friends call tails, heads for the villains. The coin held heads, so the 'bottom' took the full stage, ready to blow the crowd away in a stunning performance. 

Plankton: "Mwhahahaha! It's the time everyone! And now... *Clears throat* Miiiimiimiimiiimimimimimimiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" 

Busting out the maracas, Plankton, Dr. Eggman, Kevin, Akechi shook in sync a song that was supported by Kyoko on the bongos and Shadow on the guitar. 

"Oh, my Karen~ Oh, my Karen~Oooooh, my computer wife, Karen~" 

The Spanish-romance hit the crowd like a title wave, causing all the robots (excluding Omega and Metal Sonic) to shake their hands in the air, cheering for Eggman as he rocked the saucy maracas. 

"Oh, my Karen~ Oh, my Karen~ You never know how much I love your vacuum tuuuuuuuuuuuuubes~" 

The hit single was only one of the songs that were played during the performance~ Up next, Kevin the Sea Cucumber threw his pair of maracas upon the crowd as he pulled out a fake gold chain that Bubble Bass gave him before the show and put it on. 

"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI! Now it's time to put this party up to 11! Featuring me, 10K, present to YOU, my very first song I recorded down in my mom's basement! Rollie Roll!" 

Two smoke machines blasted in the air, fogging up the stage as the crowd cheered for him, Shadow stood right next to him as the second song was about to be played. The other four stood back as back-up dancers for Kevin. 

Kevin: "Performing with me, $hadow the Edgehog! Let's blast some heads!" 

Kevin and Shadow: "I just wanna rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie,  rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie, rollie."

No lie, these two motherfuckers had the audacity to repeat this for three and a half minutes while doing this ripoff of the Stanky-leg with their hands halfway in the air like "look, mama! No hands!" Normally, no one would want to pay to watch two amateurs do this, but modern music lovers and Dr. Eggman's robots would, so they cheered as the instrumentals died out. Their 3rd song involves Kyoko, being the only one on stage as the men scurry on the opposite side of the stage, not wanting to get in the way of this song in particular. 

"Heh, showtime." 

Kyoko said under her breath as Akechi handed her an electric guitar while magically changing into her Magical Girl outfit. Everyone who isn't linked to the ordeal of the things involving Magical Girls assumed it was some super cool special effect, but when she played that guitar, Kyoko eyeballed Kyosuke while singing a song she had the courage to play, one that was super risky...

"Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one! Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your girlfriend! Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me! No way! No way! You know it's not a secret! Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend!" 

Right through the middle of the song, she pointed right at the young man, which made all the robots push him towards the front, where Kyoko pulled him on that stage and sing right in Kyousuke's face!! 

"There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking? In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger! 'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better! There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in! She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?"

Now, it is a great mystery to know how Kyoko knew Sayaka and Kyousuke are friends, but she knew and it felt like to the blue girl herself, Kyoko was personally stabbing her right in the heart. She knew that Kyoko was singing to him just to anger her, and she was about to go berserk with her sword, but luckily, the song was just about over. Now was time for the final song...

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"  

Bohemian Rhapsody. Needly to say, Dr. Eggman and Akechi nailed the passion of Queen's Lead Vocals, Freddie Mercury. 

"I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves, me-" 

The final song ended with a massive uproar from the audience. The villains felt like they already won this and there wasn't any need to let the friends even try, but the Bartender still wished to hear the good guys sing. With their flames burning even brighter than before, everyone took their positions and began their first song...

"Almost heaven, West Virginia... Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River..."

 It would take a lot to top the song that was previously played but after a meaningful pounding song as Bohemian Rhapsody, Country Roads was just the song everyone could use to soothe the heart, mind, and soul. 

Spongebob, Patrick, Madoka, Sayaka, Katsumi, Sonic: "Life is old there, older than the trees, older than the mountains, growing like a breeze. Country roooooooads, take me hooooooome, to the plaaaaaaace I belooooooong, West Virginiiiiiiiiia-" 

Everyone. : "MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Spongebob, Patrick, Madoka, Sayaka, Katsumi, Sonic: "Take me hoooooome, country rooooooooads..."

Right after that song was over, it was time to get the party moving once again! Everyone grabbed an instrument and moved out of the way for Sonic, who grabbed the guitar. Shredding the bad boy with a nice rock and roll song to turn Dr. Eggman's own robots against him. 

Spongebob and Sonic!: "Can you Feeeeeeeeel Life? Movin' through your mind? Oooooh, looks like it came back for moooore! Ye-ee-ah!"

Sonic and Spongebob rocked out on a doubled powered guitar riff that caused everyone to rock out to the hardcore classic, "Live and Learn!" The band and the crowd were banging their head and fist-bumping as the song played. 

"Live and Learn! Hanging on the edge of tomorrow! Live and Learn! From the words of yesterday! Live and Learn! If you beg or if you borrow! Live and Learn! You may never find your waaaaaaay! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh yeah!" 

The song ended magnificently, but the show didn't end there, suddenly Madoka and Sayaka transformed into their Magical Girl appearances as they the next song, the boys hopped in the front of the stage and began dancing from rock and roll to a smooth disco~

"You try and run me through, hold on. Think again, don't you know, what you're starting?" 

A song dedicated to the Phantom Thieves began to play! At first, Ryuji, Morgana, and Ann didn't know what to feel about this song when it played where over a hundred people could hear and perhaps beyond, but since it was a live performance in which people thought it was make-believe, they settled down, that was until Katsumi went down centered field and started busting down his best moves he knew, his bread and butter! Which angered Akechi to no end

"You'll never see it comiiiiiiiiiiiiing! You'll see that my mind is, too fast for eyes! Your come iiiiiiiiiiiin! By the time it hits you, your last surprise! OOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOooouu~" 

It was a real boogie from there, a song that you can't sit through without some form of rhythmic movement, but as soon as that song was over, the final song of the show played, a startup of trumpets filled the air. Everyone who watched Spongebob as a kid knew exactly what the song played. 

"The winner takes aaaall... It's the thrill of one more kill! THE LAST ONE TO FAAAALL! Will never sacrifice their will!" 

The banging drums pounded through the air, besides the low sound of cheering, the concert shifted their arms in the air, waving them gently to the sound of... pure victory. 

"And then its sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, sweeeeeeeeeet, sweet victory, yeah!" 

Nothing else needs to be said about the final performance either. A true masterpiece to the performers, the audience, and even the rivals. The song ended with the loudest cheer of the night, the bartender walked up, holding metals that had a star printed on them. 

"Let me hear you scream if that was the greatest show in all of Detriot!" 

A major roar hits the stage, both teams feeling quite accomplished after a hard fought battle. 

"Now, this is the part where I announce the winners and we all just go home after that, huh? Nah." 

A sudden shock from both the audience and both groups, they were once again shocked that he was throwing another curveball. He shook his head, as he sighed. 

"Look. I know the main goal was to settle your guy's whole conflict, right? You all showed me just what makes you all awesome in your own rights. So, you all won." 

The bartender passes a personal award to each and every one of the characters who have put up a truly unforgettable show.  

Plankton: "Huh... Never in my life did I think I was okay with a tie here..." 

Spongebob: "I did! We had our issue on who could stay in the bar for a good time, so I think I now understand that we all had a good time on stage. I had lots of fun! Right, Mr. Bartender?" 

Bartender: "Indeed. Although I'm afraid you won't get that secret formula or servents for the after-party. But to make it up to you guys, I want to let you in on a little secret..." 

Madoka: "W-what secret?" 

Bartender: "This isn't me, this isn't who I really am." 

Suddenly changing his form, the bartenders whose appearance changed into someone more... Unrecognizable. 

Akechi: "... I feel like this should be some big twist to the reveal if I learned anything from Scooby-Doo, but I don't know who this is..."

Patrick: "Oh, that's because he's the writer for this fanfic!" 

Everyone but Patrick: "The writer... of this fanfic?" 

Ian: Correct. It's been a long journey, so I'm ready to pack it up. But before I do. I want to give a shoutout to the Birthday girl, Nya, Aka:

If you make it to the end of this fanfic. I just want you to know that you are the best geeky friend that I could ask for. Advice, drawing requests, memes, and simply being there when I had a bad day, from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you for all the laughs and good times we shared. We had our rocky and rough times, but we came out through and through. Here's to a new year to me and to you, now that you made it through another year. 

Happy Birthday, Nya."