RANT: Starlight Glimmer (updated)

Season 5 of Mlp: Fim has delivered many characters both like-able and hate able, my favorite character of season 5 is obviously Countess Coloratura, but from reading this title, you have found out that I hate Starlight Glimmer, and I can't stand her!!!!! I mean why is she so popular??? Here are some things wrong with his character:

Performance in Cutie Mark Less: I didn't find her all that bad in the first time she appeared in season 5, but as she stayed on and on and on, it fells like her personality is a mixture of 343 Guilty Spark and more of a bad version of Trixie together, and HOW THE HELL DID SHE INTIMIDATE THE FUCKEN MANE 6??? I mean she didn't even seem intimating at all, And after that, believe me, her ability to steal cutie is awesome, but nothing after that seems interesting, part 2 of the episode seem too exciting, and when the part Fluttershy tried to expose glimmer for who she is, she dodged it, which made me enraged to see that, but a second later it worked, so she's being a Hippocrate and a lier? I guess so... And then she spent the whole episode running away with the cutie was time consuming, let's be honest...

Cutie remark: When the two episodes were over, I was hoping she wouldn't appear anymore, but when I read that she was making a return, I groaned pretty badly, I mean wtf, Sombra didn't return, chrysalis didn't return, tirek didn't return so of all the villains in the 2 part specials... WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE STARLIGHT GLIMMER????? I had a feeling and kept thing, "Why do I have the oddest feeling that she's gonna be as bad then before?..." When I finally watched the episode, I found out why... I mean she's twice as annoying in this then mark less, wanna know how? She's somehow managed to be like 5x better then twilight, and when she kept stopping rainbow dashes rainboom, that pissed me off! I mean she may be as bad as prince blueblood! Yes! She's that bad! When I saw that, I just was to push her in a large bowl of skin boiling acid and watch her burn for being so god damn unlikeable and unfair! And how the hell is she better then twilight??? I mean twilight is far from perfect, but really writers? They didn't even bother to explain how or why glimmers magic is like 20x or maybe 50x stronger then twilight, YOU KNOW WHAT?? MAKE IT 2000x stronger then the character we are suppose to be rooting for!!! I mean what made the episode Magic Duel so good was that we knew how was Trixie was able to beat Twilight, which is because of that amulet she had! But here, Starlight had NO reason to be better then twilight! So the writers didn't even try! GOD DAMMIT!! It's the friendship games all over again!!! This is what I call lazy writing! I mean if you like this episode a lot, you apparently must like seeing twilight getting defeated by someone else multiple times, because I fucken don't. If I have anything good to say about this episode, It was very cool to see the villains return and see what would they do if they weren't stopped by the elements of Harmony, but I'm not thanking glimmer for that... You thought I was done? Hah! Man i have one more tool to wreck this miserable excuse for a character, when Twilight showed her the apocalyptical Equestia, Starlight gave us even more bullshit and saying something like, "I-i had no idea..." (Rage mode in 3...2...1...) BULLSHIT!!!! YOU ARE A FUCKEN DUMBASS MORE THE PATRICK STAR AND BIG THE CAT COMBINED!!!!!! (2x as loud) YOU SHOULVE KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN IF YOU FUCK WITH TIME!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID, PURPLE, UNFIAR, ANNOYING, INTOLERABLE, SELF CENTERED, UNORIGINAL, LAZY, LOW LIFE PEICE OF BARNEY SHIT IN THE FUCKEN ENTIRE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Character herself: there are way too many characters by this time to like, she's no stranger to a characters personality, but I like other characters from season 5, don't be pissed when I say that she is the worst 2-part villain ever!!! I'm going there, there is literally nothing good to say about her, she's just a normal unicorn! I mean sombra was a unicorn, but a shadow pony in a badass set of armor! Chrysalis is a insect like monster with magic, discord is a trickster like monster with many different body parts with the power to put things in chaos, Tierek is a badass bull like monster with magic draining abilities, and glimmer is just a normal unicorn, that's very unoriginal, I think I'll stick with Trixie and Sunset Shimmer, thank you very much!

Backstory: you may think the backstory can touch your heart, but I'm not buying this crap, her backstory is lazy, simple and too repetitive to be a touching backstory, just because her friend got her cutie mark and she didn't must mean it's the end for her? The writers could've done that with anyone! I can guarantee that they could've done this story with Diamond Tiara or Trixie, but just read read my sentence of Glimmers backstory in a nutshell, if that doesn't sound lazy. Idk what is...

So that's it, if you like her, that's good, but you are not changing my mind, when I say she is THE WORST 2 PART VILLAIN IN MLP FIM EVER!!!! Plus, STOP DOING THIS HASBRO!!! Making the characters we are suppose to root for suck compared to the characters we want to facepalm isn't funny nor entertaining at all!!! And that's why I hated starlights glimmers return!! If I see that one more time, you won't see the last of me... Im Henryhawk88 and Starlight Glimmer can GO TO HELL AND DIE IN THE LAVAS THE UNDERWOLRD HAS TO OFFER!!!!!!!!!

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