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Cadence and Shining armor sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!! First comes love! Then comes marriage! Then there's a baby, in the baby carriage! A FUCKING BABY!!!!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!! CADENCE AND SHINING ARMOR ARE HAVING A BABY!!!! I wonder if this baby will have a lot of potential or something, but I just wanna let you know!