Family two weeks ago: Stop liking a straight girl across country you're being toxic to yourself
Me two weeks ago: NEVER

Me now: Hey ya know what they're right I should stop thirsting over heterosexual girls in Ohio and do that one thing starts with an m.
What was it again? Oh yeeeaaahhhh.
🌟 moving on 🌟

I am no longer in love with that one girl from opium
Wait no
I mean Ohio
How do I even get those mixed up
Oh well
*sighs*
LOOKS LIKE MOM'LL BE PROUD-

I seriously need mental help.