This is all true..

So I was in girls' softball, I was 8, and the coach had us practice before a game. And when I was heading up there, the person that had just gone went right in front of me. I told her, "You can't cut. That's not nice". And the person said to me, " Well what are you going to do about it, huh?" I was mad, and she was just annoyed. I told her to her face, "I will throw sand in your eyes"
She said sarcastically, "Ooh, I'm so scared, I'm shaking!"
Next thing I do, I grab a hand full of sand and throw it in her eyes. She was crying and she ran to her mom. My mom was proud of me but pretended to scold me, my dad just had his jaw dropped and did the same thing.

Guess how old the girl was..

She was 12..
An 8 year-old like me taking on a 12 year-old girl.

Best part: I didn't get in trouble for it.