Me: //has been in bathroom for a long time, opens door a little and calls out// Dez!!

Dezeray: //comes over, a bit impatient// What? Didja fall into the toilet?!

Me: No, just quick, get me some toilet paper!

Dezeray: I thought there was some in there already!

Me: Just do it!

Dezeray: //groans// Fine. //goes and gets it, gives me the roll// Here.

Me: Thank you! //closes door//

Dezeray: //sighs and goes to sit back down//

Me: //opens door again// DEZ!

Dezeray: What?! 

Me: I need rope!

Dezeray: What?! Why?! 

Me: No time to talk, this is serious!

Dezeray: But-

Me: ROPE

Dezeray: Ugh //goes and gets it again// Quit taking so damn long!

Me: //takes rope// This is important //closes door//

Dezeray: What do you need that for, even?! Rappelling into the toilet bowl?!

Me: //after a minute opens door slightly again// dez..

Dezeray: //arms crossed, glares// What.

Me: I need a flashlight, hard hat, some explosives, a plunger, toilet bowl cleaner, rubber gloves, a gps, a bag of cheetos and a rubber duck.

Dezeray: //stares at me stupidly// ..wha

Me: GO, QUICKLY

Dezeray: .... //shakes head a little and goes to do it//

Me: HURRY!

Dezeray: //eventually comes back with the stuff, gives it to me//

Me: //closes door and could be here yelling and like metal clanging, sounds like a grizzly bear with a few curses from me, some kinda twinkling sound and heavenly singing then a giant explosion that shakes the door//

Dezeray: What the hell?!

Me: //comes out and has black soot on face, helmet is cracked, flashlight blow to bits and clothes torn// Okay, I'm done.

Dezeray: ... I.. //shakes head again and just walks away//

Me: What? Does it stink?