Me: //gets off bus with sister// 

Hailey: //walking beside me, sees girl I like// Heh, ooooo~

Me: //threatening tone// Do not or I swear I will throw you into the snowbank. And you better make a deposit this time.

Hailey: //scoffs// Ugh, that was bad.

Me: I know, but my puns don't get snow better than that. 

Hailey: Stop.

Me: I can really see my career melting away with all of these awful puns.

Hailey: //smiles but keeps trying to be grumpy, looks around to see if anyone is listening// Stooop

Me: I'm just trying to crack you up //steps on ice to crack it//

Hailey: //a hint of a laugh// Oh my god Selena no

Me: Hey, Captain Crunch. //tries to crack more ice// Ohp, no. //does it again// Hold on //keeps trying//

Hailey: Just stop //shaky sigh, trying to hide smile//

Me: //catches back up to her// Why you so salty?

Hailey: Because I'm tired. //notices me pointing at salt on ground to melt ice// Oh my god. 

Me: //went inside with her, heading up the stairs// I don't like the way they're stairing at me, they're always up to something.

Hailey: Oh, just shut up.

Me: What? At least that was a step up from my last ones. //smirks as I realize that one was actually funny and I haven't heard it before//

Hailey: //looks at me then immediately looks away// Oh my god you are so stupid. 

Me: //laughs// But that one was sooo good! That was actually funny, you know it.

Hailey: Go away.

Me: //lets her be// Fine //looks back at girl I like to see if she heard//

Girl I like: //smiling//

Me: //tiny gasp// 

Girl I like: //actually listening to music and heard none of my puns//

Me: //crushed// ;-;

Later: 

Liz: I slipped down the stairs this morning

Fay: Yeah, it was pretty bad

Me: Well, they thought you were up and at 'em.

Hailey: SHUT UP 

Me: I love you!

Hailey: //sighs// Love you too..

Me: DISAPPEAR! //hides behind pillar//

Hailey: //face palm//