Me: //puts bagel in toaster, stares at it intently//

Toaster: ...

Me: //growls softly, continues staring//

Toaster: ...

Me: //leans in closer//

Sister: What are you doing?

Me: Huh? //looks up//

Toaster: //throws bagel into my face//

Me: NGAHHH //throws it out window//

Sister: :I

Alternative:

Me: //puts bagel in toaster, starts to clean mess//

Toaster: ...

Me: //whips head around to stare at it//

Toaster: ...

Me: Mm.. //goes back to cleaning//

Toaster: //starts to click into place to pop up//

Me: //whips around again to stare at it// MMMM!

Toaster: //stops// ...

Me: //narrows eyes suspiciously, goes back to cleaning slowly//

Toaster: ... //pops up bagel//

Me: AGH! //falls over//