Me: //bought tickets and skipped movie theater candy, going to movie place while eating snuck in candy//

Employee: //stops me// Excuse me, ma'am, what are you eating?

Me: //freezes with handful of sour patch kids in mouth// uh..

Employee: Are you trying to sneak candy in?

Me: ..... LOOK A SQUIRREL

Employee: Huh? //turns away//

Me: //runs away with skittles falling out of pockets//