My friend might be coming over

So I took a shower

ACTUALLY TOOK A SHOWER

Not wasting 20 minutes pretending I'm Comic Papyrus and throwing soap bottles across the room like bones (I like both skellies too much!)

Or practicing my kung fu on the shower curtain

Or dancing and singing to Undertale songs

Or pretending the shampoo bottle is a smoke bomb

Or conducting my own soap opera

Iiiiiii goooot condiiiiiitiooooooneeeerrr in mmmmmmyyyyyyy eyyyyyes!!

Or making jokes about gma's soapies

Me: Watchya watching

Grandma: My soapie (the young and the restless :P)

Me: //looks at tv, sees dove soap bar commercial// uh... //leaves//

Or realizing the reason people put towels over the shower curtian rod is to wipe their eyes when they get soap in them

Or stepping out of the shower to freeze my butt off trying to get my phone to post all my funny thoughts on my Randomness 3 book while standing in the shower, thinking about how I was ACTUALLY taking a shower.