I am never going to leave Wattpad

Or my Wattfam

My army of goofballs

My knights in smutty armor

My princes and princesses of por-

My family.

I hope I'm your family too!

Blame Vincent for tagging me in that cheesy thing and making me write cheesy stuff too!

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But I mean it!

I hate you all in such lovely ways

I will stab you with a sword named kindness

Blow you up with a bomb named friendship

and burn your bodies with love

😄

TO OUR FAMILY!

Clink clink

(That's our cups clinking)

(Cups of juice)

(Or at least that's what you think :])

(Anyone else imagine me whispering this?)

(That's creepy)

(But not as creepy as that story you wrote)

(Creeeeep)