Hailey: Mom will be happy to see you, it's like you're her Valentines day gift!

Me: I bet (about) 18 years ago I was Dad's Valentines gift too

Hailey: .. //processing// .. OH MY GOD WHAAAAT //looks at me// Did you just- Damn!

Me: //somehow has sunglasses on// Yeah. 

My birthday is in March for those of you who don't really care XD 

March 31st!