Okay.

The following information I am about to relay to you, the reader(s), may be graphic or disturbing and possibly trigger some kind of cringey phobia.

I would warn you..

But this is Randomness 3.

You should have figured this shit out by now.

And yes, I am in one hell of a salty mood.

Cause I drink Soy Sauce.

No, actually it's because:

I have head lice.

And I want to burn my hair.

GRAPHIC IMAGE AHEAD

I LOOK FUCKING FABULOUS NO MATTER WHAT

DESPITE THE OUNCE OF OLVE OIL IN MY HAIR

AND THE GRANNY GRAY CAP THING

AND MY SERIOUS HATRED OF FEELING GREASY

I AM FABULOUS

I AM AWESOME

I AM STUPID

AND YOU WILL LOVE ME

and I have lice someone shave my head

But hey!

I'm in a good enough mood to let you see me

Because I don't care anymore about what people will think

As long as someone snickers or laughs a little at that

Even a scoff

:)

Love ya Wattfam

Do I seem bipolar in my posts?