The damn odd number of smartie candies in the smartie wrapper?!

I mean, SERIOUSLY?!

I eat 2 at a time

And always have the 1, ONE, LONELY ONE.

I could eat 2 packets

But that would be TOO MUCH

COME ON, SERIOUSLY PEOPLE

I dropped a candy on the floor

And figured "I can throw it away! Then it will be even!"

But I have the five second rule stuck in my head, so I just ate it.

And I'm too stubborn to give away ONE piece

So now I have to suffer.

Screw everyone