Of mine..

And before I farted and had to move away from the spot I farted in

I wrote down something that I wanted to post when I got the chance earlier this morning.

It was:

I feel unbelievably sexy today

Because I was wearing my favorite flannel.

Well..

I still feel like that. 😎

Also I was just trying to poop when the freaking phone rang.

My grandpa owns the tree service and gets calls often here at home

I'm home because of my problem

I have to answer the calls

But I was on THE TOILET

Me: Hello?

Person: Is this northern lakes tree service?

Me: Yes it is! //flushes toilet quickly//

Person: //confused// was that a toilet?

Me: Uh, nooooo? //fumbles with belt//

Person: Is this a bad time?

Me: Of course not! //awkward laugh and runs out to kitchen to start writing down their message// Anyhoo! How may I help you? Ha.. Haha..