1. The two times I was flirted with by idiots who are older than me.

1.1. A group of teens when I was 9 asked for my number-

1.2 An old ass man flirted with me while I WALKED MY BABY SISTER AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

2. When a dude from the bar at work *touched* me.

3. When my 16-year-old brother stated he wanted to disown me as a 'sister' because I wore a pride pin.  (fuck you Nick.)