This is from a rp with n1ghtaxo

Phil is the worst and best dad. He wants to ground a 26 year old Techno, tried to save his sons, and fricking lets Wilbur bleed.

Techno and Wilbur are somehow immortal- (They are a negative hearts-)

Tommy has been passed out, yet wakes up from Techno yelling

Ranboo calls Techno his mom

Sally fricking disappears

BBH and Dream somehow are gone-

BBH just likes to take walks and be nice.

Sapnap name is only said twice, and its dream wanting to see him, and BBH saying hes spending the day with his fiances-

No one questions how Fundy just grows 2 years in a minute-

Techno is 10 years older than Tommy, Wilbur is 9 years older, and yet Tommy seems the most mature-

Techno randomly stabs people-

Wilbur and Techno have telekinesis, yet only with each other

Wilbur gave birth to Fundy-

Sapnap, despite being with Karl and Quackity, has enough time to attack the SBI's house-

Ranboo can somehow teleport, yet forgetting how to years later-

Phil doesn't give a fuck that his son adopted a enderman hybrid-

Techno didn't know Wilbur's mother, despite being older-

Wilbur was bleeding out, yet both Ranboo and Fundy laid on him-

Fundy and Ranboo played hide and seek for three minutes-

CORRECTION TECHNO AND WILBUR JUST DIE AND DONT RESPAWN

Tommy only exists to prank Tubbo and be excited enough to faint because hes an uncle-

Phil is a thief-

(There will be more-)