Younger bro: I just wanna watch TV

Me: TV ISN'T FUNT HO

Young bro: NOTHINGS FUN

Me: YOU ARE LITERALLY *wheeze* A EMO

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Me: You can buy anything on amazon. Unless its illegal.

Gramma: Okay?

Me: I WANNA BUY A FLAMETHROWER

G: NO

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Mum: That looks nice!

Me: Really?

(I had shown her a drawing I did of the trio- {Dream, George, and Sapnap} and I-)

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Older Brother 1: DID YOU JUST SAY FUCK IT?

ME: I SAID BUCKET

OB1: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

Me: BADBOYHALO.

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I have more, but these are my favorites.