HELP I THINK I'M A FURRY.
I WANT CAT EARS.
I ASKED FOR AN ANIMAL ONESIE AND CAT EARS FOR CHRISTMAS.
TODAY IN GYM WAS PARTICULARLY INTERESTING.
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

We had free day. Cool. I went and hoolahooped for a while. Then I went with my friend Kelby and watched two guys completely fail at doing push-ups. Then my friend Rayne came over. We started just, not talking at all, just staring at each other while walking away with hoolahoops around our waists. Then I jump roped for a while. Then I wrapped the jump rope around my neck like a scarf. And I was like "You like my scarf." And he was like "Wtf." And anyway, I like, looped it around my neck. And we made jokes about how I was gonna hang myself. And so I took one end of the jump rope and tied it to some of the metal on the bleachers. And then I sat on the ground, acting dead. With my tongue out cause haha RIP IN PEACE UNKNOWN 2017-2017.

Anyway, Keith was there too. And he made a sex joke. Then he pointed out how I looked like a dog attached to a leash waiting. And hahaha. Haha. Ha. I then went "Bork." Then Rayne became my owner and he held onto the other jump rope handle. We walked around the gym. Then I just kinda sat there by the bleachers with the jump rope tied to the bleachers. Then the guys playing basketball spotted me and were like "What the heck is up with her?" And so one of them came over, and just took the jump rope off. And then he said "You're free now. Be free." And threw the jump rope into the distance. Aka five feet away. And so I walked away and they went back to basketball. Then I ran back and grabbed the jump rope. And I did the dog collar thing again.

And I saw two guys doing the thing where you make a fort out of hoolahoops. I went over to them and said "Heere we have two gayford transgenders doing satanic rituals. Trevor the transgender, how is this satanic ritual done?" And Trevor just said, "I'm not transgender." And I responded "I know but rituals." And he said "I made a fort of hoolahoops and he got in." And I stood up all dramatic. "You heard him ladies and gentlebois. You make a hoop fort, ya put two basketballs in it, you add in a mentally unstable gay virgin transgender, and then you sacrifice them to Lucifer." So, then people started laughing while I walked away.

Then the bell rang so we put the hoolahoops and jump ropes away. I got my stuff, and while leaving I saw what was either a large shoestring or a hoodie string. So, naturally, I made an off brand leash out of that. And then I told all my friends (two people) at lunch.

I think I'm a furry, help.