When he watched me put soy sauce on my stir fry

Me: //putting soy sauce on stir fry// So today this person liked my book and told me to write more

Grandpa: .. //watching bottle of soy sauce//

Me: and they commented that I should write more

Grandpa: //frowns a little, puddle of soy sauce appear under food//

Me: and I told them "oh my baguls! I will!" But really I'm too lazy

Grandpa: //poker face as soy sauce spills over plate edge//

Me: but I know I should so I might later //stops shaking bottle// Grandpa we're out of soy sauce

Grandpa: ... //lost appetite and left table//

Me: Grandpa?