Me: //Spear of Justice alarm goes off// Haha, NGAH! //laughs//

Grandma: //busts open bathroom door//

Me: //screams in terror, taking shower so couldn't turn off alarm//

Grandma: TURN OFF YOUR ALARM!

Me: //still screaming//

Grandma: NGAAAHHH //throws toilet through wall//

Me: //wraps towel around self and runs out door screaming// 

Grandma: AHHHH- Thanks, bean! //goes to pick up my clothes, flinches// Ow, my back