Me: Hey, Lucy will you turn on the next episode of My little pony? //peeling potatoes//

Lucy: //whines// Noooo

Me: //phone goes off// Quick before Ballon Boy gets you!

Lucy: Ha ha bitch, Ballon Boy is the only animatronic that doesn't jumpscare you so naw

Me: //staring at her, shocked//

Lucy: //liesurly walks by and drops remote in pot of peeled potatoes//

Me: ... //smacks her// Well he did now turn it on