Me: Get me an ugly sweater with a terrible holiday pun on it!

Dad: I'll get you a sweater so ugly you won't even wear it!

Me: Like the rest of my clothes.

Dad: .... What have you become since you left Seattle?

Me: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE DUH DUH DUHNNNNN DUH DUH DAAAHHN 

Dad: ...

Me: .. Have you played Undertale yet?

Dad: No..

Me: GO PLAY IT THEN