Me: //grabbing cookies// Okay, T, go downstairs.

Toni: //standing next to me// Me eat some? //looking at cookies//

Me: Go downstairs.

Toni: Me eat some?

Me: Go downstairs.

Toni: Me eat some?

Me: Go downstairs.

Toni: Me eat some?

Me: Go downstairs.

Toni: Me eat some?

Me: GO DOWNSTAIRS.

Toni: Me eat some?

Me: YES. Why do you think I grabbed 4? //ushering her to stairs//

Toni: //starts going down the stairs// Me eat some.

Me: Shut up. I'll kick you down the stairs. //following//

Toni: Noo //playful//

Me: //dead serious// Don't test me kid, your head is level with my knee right now.

Toni: //downstairs// ...

Me: //gettin everything ready for kids and self to lay down//

Toni: ... Me eat some?

Me: FUUUU

ME BEAT SOME?!