I don't like when it breaks in the wrapper. I don't like when it shatters into dust. I don't like when it breaks when I'm trying to hold it in my mouth. I don't like when I try to suck on it till its nothing and it breaks 3/4ths of the way there. I don't like when it slices open my tongue when it is there. I don't like chewing it when my teeth hurt. I don't like sucking on it near perverts. I don't like not knowing how to like a candycane.