Hi there's a vacancy in my life for significant other and/or v close best friend. Anyone can apply the only needed qualities are:
- dank meme
- cute
- taller/same size as me so I can steal your clothes
- live near me so we can hang out
- like YouTube and/or Voltron
- be free a lot of the time because I get very lonely
- cuddly because I'm clingy af

That is all :)

This is a joke. I'm just very sad and lonely right now. I'm just trying to imagine a gr8 significant other or friend.