Have you ever wondered what would happen in the prequel of the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty? Well you're about to find out. As written by me for my English homework, here it is lads:

Humpty Dumpty had had a bad day
Humpty Dumpty wanted it to go away
He knew it was high and he felt all the fear
Still he decided to sit down here

Ever wondered what it was like from the point of view of Humpty Dumpty himself? Well well you're about to find out dude:

I started to wobble, I started to shake
I knew if I fell then I would break
I lost my balance and I fell to the floor
Pain enveloped me and I was no more

I don't think I'm going to hand either of these in because I don't want to be referred to a psychiatric hospital but yeah. I thought you may appreciate them.