Ash: And this is my house.

Misty: What's upstairs?

Ash: Stairs don't talk.

Gladion: I did something terrible.

Moon: It's okay, I have a shovel.

Gladion: Wait what do you think I've done?!

Moon: It doesn't matter, no one will ever know.

Drew: *relaxing*

Ash: *loading a watergun*

Gary: You probably shouldn't do that.

Ash: What's going to happen? Drew will get upset he got wet and have to take his shirt of.

Gary: ... Load it with more.

Moon: I see the glass half full, Gladion sees the glass half empty, that's why we make a good team.

Moon: Sun, on the other hand, drinks it straight from the bottle, Lillie wonders why it has to be a glass and Hau knocks the glass of the table with his feet.

*loses Gary at the store*

Prof. Oak: Have you seen my grandson?

Prof. Oak: Tall, brown-ish hair, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet.

Ash: Listen, have I ever put you in a dangerous situation?

Literally everyone he's ever travelled with: Yes.

Ash: Then you should be used to it!