This is a joke I got from a Christian tv show.. it's pretty mild -.-

So a man was sitting on the couch reading the morning newspaper when all of the sudden his wife banged his head with a skillet.

     "What was that for?" he dizzily asked.

     "What's that name in your pocket?" she demanded, she pointed at the slip of paper in her husband's pocket which read, "Mary Austin" the beautiful name of his girlfriend, for he's cheating on his wife.

     "Uh-i-it's the name of my horse," he stammered, it was a good lie for he works at a horse ranch.

The very next morning, his wife smacked his face with a bigger pan.

     "What was that for?" he dizzily asked.

     "Your 'horse' called," his wife held the telephone in view.

yeet ^_^